"I'm absolutely floored by this video of a group of chickens performing a Broadway musical rendition of Shakespeare's Hamlet. The dramatic monologues delivered by the lead rooster brought tears to my eyes. My pet potato attempted to audition for the next musical after watching this, but the mashed-up lyrics didn't quite resonate with the casting director. By the way, did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still edible!"