"Who would've thought that watching a video of a synchronized swimming team of otters performing the Nutcracker would bring me so much joy! The pirouettes were on point, and the water ballet was mesmerizing. My pet parrot was so inspired; he tried to do a somersault mid-air but ended up crash-landing on his feathered bum. Fun fact: Bees can recognize human faces and remember them for their entire lives! Maybe they'd be good at synchronized swimming too!"